A 21 Pun Salute to Learning
By Trey McGee
- Q: What kind of bugs live in clocks? A: Ticks!
- When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
- To write with a broken pencil is pointless
- Sometimes a pencil sharpener is needed in order to make a good point.
- A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper.
- In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.
- Talking to her about computer hardware I make my mother board.
- Old power plant workers never die they just de-generate.
- Be true to your teeth, or they will be false to you.
- Those who throw dirt are sure to lose ground.
- A backwards poet writes inverse.
- You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
- Ancient orators tended to Babylon.
- When those around King Arthur's table had insomnia, there were a lot of sleepless knights.
- An archaeologist's career ended in ruins.
- When the wheel was invented, it caused a revolution.
- An illiterate fisherman was lost at c.
- Waiters are good at multiplication because they know their tables.
- Two banks with different rates have a conflict of interest.
- Those who study the moon are optimists. They look at the bright side.
- Having children is a heir raising experience.
